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Imagining a situation where they are running out of military cops,please translate their conversation according to their age,gender,and sex.
<edit> "miltary" with "military"</edit>

Daughter1:A girl with 17 years old
Daughter2:A girl with 25 years old
Daniel:A boy with 23 years old
Mother:A miss with about 40's years old
Father:A man with about 50's years old

Please could you leave a romanized version in the remarks field from the translation? Thanks!

These are situations where the boy are saying the phrase above.

1.Lein-san said the door like this
http://sky.geocities.jp/impression_station_of_the_dead/setumei.png is called be jamed door.


2.Boy:...A blood palm??
Have i seen this just moments earlier...?

3.Boy:No,i haven't...seen!
Someone knocked the door with blood palm?!
Is anyone beyond the door?

※Someone knocked this door enough to put a stamp of blood palm,he is saying about that.Verb Knocking is used when we use back of hand and we knock 2~3 times?? Knocking can not be used when we
use palm and we knock 1 time???

4.I ****** up because i could not resist seeing scary things...I googled "mermaid in a manhole" before,i stumbled across many pictures of the scenes of the movie...I vomited everything of dinner i had eaten...


5.Hey,i said DO NOT IGNORE ME,YOU TAPEWORM!!
ANSWER WHAT HAPPENED HERE!

If possible,please translate in british english this part only(others can be translated in american english).In this scene,he speak Kyoto-ben(one of a dialect of japanese),i would like translate it into british english.

6.I...i killed...human! i...i killed...human being...with these hands...!!!!!!!
Oh my gosh...no....nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

First i translated phrase 1 like this,
1.Excuse me,he is allergic to fish.
So he cannot eat any fish food. Are there any other food?

I must have translated like fish foods?


I translated phrase 2 like this,

Attendant,excuse me.
Please do not serve fish food to him because he is allergic to fish. Any other food can be served.
Sincerely.

How do you,native speaker of english feel my english above?

Sounds like A ROBOT ?

Please translate in standard dialect of your country when tranlator translate my request.

Thank you for reading.

"Kifahian" is a name ethnic group,they are persecuted by military.
Solidier is men in this situation.

Nice to meet you.
I am working in convinience store as part-time worker,so i certainly must serve forgien customers at register once or twice at work.
I try to serve them in english,I serve german customers,but many english words could not be out of my idea at that moment.

So i would like to learn expressions used in work in convinience store...

1.I scaned this merchadise twice by mistake...
could i scan it one more time to remove it?

2.Excuse me,I forgot to give the 50 yen discount for this. I'll do it over,really quickly.

3.Would you like the chopsticks in the※bag?
※The bag is plastic shopping bag in this context.

4.The bathroom is the beyond the siver door near the frozen food counter.

5.Your change is 290 yen.Thanks for coming...

6.Would you like the hot drink in a separate bag?

7.Would you like the detergent in a separate bag?

P.S.
I must have served those who do not speak english at resiter.
I could not serve them(i think,chinese or korean?) very well...so i thought i have to learn these phrases in chinese or korean because there are many people of chinese and korean in japan.
So could you,chinese and korean people help me?
If you can up-load how to pronunce it,i appreciate you.
(Please write in standard dialect with which people from any region,fujian,chang-hai,hong kong...Jeju-d,Anyan...can understand.)

This text will be used for my fiction story....


To tell the truth,I would like to request of translation and pronuncation(write in english) of The Combat and Progress,The Between Coexistence and Peace Party,and Platinna moutain(I want to give a family name to President Bagdora) ...but only translation of words cannot be requsted....

In romaji:
Watashi kakugoshiteru. Kurai mirai datte, tsuyoku natte unmei kaerareru kamo ne my wish kanaetai no ni

gostaria que o texto fosse traduzido de romaji para português, se for possível.

[Text in Romaji]
-ASHITA TENKI NI NAARE-
mayou koto nakare. hirumu koto nakare. me wo sorasu koto nakare.
utagau koto nakare. kanashimu koto nakare. tachidomaru koto nakare.

Recebi issu de uma amiga q mora no japão... alguem pode me ajudar a traduzir ? e urgente

Before edit:
Arigatou gosaimasu onisan...doushite samishi nano? gomenasai shigoto isogashikute amari yukuri hanashi dekinai kedo kokorokara anatano koto aishiteimasu....itsumo aitai desu....Aishiteru

Tojikomete Eien ni...kimi no soba ni ite... tenshi! chu!
<IanMegill2>

1．Quem 'tava com a carga!? sounds like "You did buy 2 balls(cojones) !? " in ears of japanese people.

2.Doing something by mistake.

3.You've grown up a lot.

4．16 years-old Girls(getting angry and tired) said :They(Her bad friends) always decide plan without asking to us...! What a drag! We always go on errands for them.(Those fools always make us to go errands!)

5.That is no answer. or Your answer is not the answer to my question.

6.I think recently that fellow is getting carried away.

7.I didn't do it on purpose!
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=fjs9pIYPo5I&feature=related
At 5:52,when this above subtitle appear,how did Jonathan say?

8.Be prudent a little.


Sorry,i can't translate any more in english.
I am poor at saying what i want to say in english.
so,it will be needed halp pf native english speaker who can speak and write very well.

Especiallu,No.4 can be free translation when you translate in portugues.

A reason why i asked these phrases was that i would like not only to traslate phrases used in fiction story which i am writing...but also to study words related to military...

I would like to explain situation of these sentence...because i am poor at composing english...so only this sentence cannot transmit what i would like to say...

-Explanation of conversation 01-
1.Captain Alberto Lima Santos(if it is strage name for spanish...sorry) is male,about 25 years old...

His younger sister,Sofia is female,about 17 years old...

Please traslate their lines in a informal way.

-Explanation of Conversation 2-
1. Solidiers commanded by Captain Alberto Lima Santos fighted against bandits(which are strongly armed with guns,machineguns,rifles,flamethrowers,and blades etc...and are in large-scale organization...).
You call group of bandits "Squads" or "Units" ?

2.Lima is a captain who command paramilitary defense force of spain shelter.(After world collapse,shelters were constructed for protecting survivors in all of the world...)

Paramilitary organization where he belongs has a scale of about 80 mens...

That organization can be called Force in English?
And,teams which that organization organised in state of emergency can be called "Units" or "Squal" in english?


I would like you traslators of spanish to traslate in [b]europian spanish[/b].

Text before edits: "min skäl är död" /pias 091119.